Here are some silly riddles you can share with your friends:
Q: How much mustard could a monster stir if a monster could stir mustard?
A: As much mustard as a monster could muster.
Q: Why aren't monsters welcome at the deli?
A: Because they're always cutting the cheese!
Q: Why did the monster fall asleep on the toilet?
A: He was pooped.
Q: Why did the monster pick the beach for vacation?
A: It was a shore thing.
Q: How do you know there's a monster under your bed?
A: His feet are sticking out with your slippers on them.
Q: Why did the monster go to the bank when he was hungry?
A: He heard it was full of bread and dough.
Q: What did the monster say to the garbage truck driver?
A: "Home James!"
Q: How do you know a monster has been in your fridge?
A: There are fang holes in all the drinks and claw marks in the butter.
Q: Why did the monster cross the road?
A: To get to the other's hide.